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Joke of the Day

"A cowboy walks into a German car convention... He sees a beautiful woman, walks up to her and says, ""Audi"""

"I am a recovering addict... I was addicted to the hokey pokey... But I turned myself around."

"Difference between a nun and a nympho in a bath One has a Soul full of hope..."

"The teacher asked Tom to make a sentence using ""frequent"". Tom: foxes frequent the nearby forest. The teacher asked: did you copy this from a dictionary? Tom: no. In the dictionary, it is wolves."

"Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through."

"I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I have 2020 vision."

"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass."

"Knock-knock. Who's there? No, he's on first."

"Hey people who have the alarm noise as your ringtone, I'd like you to die."

"WW2 started from a game of telephone when Hitler said "" I hate shoes"""