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Joke of the Day

"I would love to start working out, but I'm beefing up for my ""before"" picture."

"my life is all about getting strong and powerful and then marching on down to hell to challenge satan for the throne"

"More like ""science UN-fair"" *I walk away in slo-mo. The building explodes with baking soda lava* *I roll a smoke with my 2nd place ribbon"

"[OC] [NSFW] I've practised for years... I've practised for years and years, and I can now finally ejaculate across the room. It's amazing how far I can come."

"Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y... It'll be called ""The Extra Chromosome"""

"My ex girlfriend really wanted me to pee on her but it was weird for me so I just called 911"

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... (Self-Repost) ...One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks in there!""."

"I would walk barefoot over hot koalas for you."

"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she fits in your wife's jeans."

"What do you call a Mexican Goat? Amigoat"