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Joke of the Day

"Apple products Remove the USB port and nobody bats an eye. Remove the headphone jack and everybody loses their minds!"

"[Describing guy who just mugged me to sketch artist] ""He was literally kermit the frog"""

"In my defense, it was a fantastic idea at 3am..."

"The best thing about going on a date with a sarcastic person is that no matter what happens they're going to tell you they had a great time."

"How do you make Halloween great again? By carving a Trumpkin"

"Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!"

"I agree with Trump and Clinton, Neither one is qualified to be president."

"Life is like choclate Bitter if you're dark"

"What is College Feminism? What is college feminism? 10.000 women who took Gender Studies to figure out why there aren't enough female engineers"

"Did you hear about the new Vietnamese cookbook? It's called ""101 ways to wok your dog"""