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Joke of the Day

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... ..and a mop."

"I was thinking that 6 years for your masters was a long time... But black people used to work 60 years for theirs."

"If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit They're usually around 90 degrees"

"NSFW:Guy's should hold on to their memories. Guy's should hold on to their memories. Stupid Auto Correct: I meant mammaries."

"How do black people get tans at the beach? They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky."

"Question Does having salt and pepper peubs make my dick look more distinguished?"

"What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant!"

"An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... He said he couldn't resist."

"If you always think the grass is greener on the other side, maybe you should water what the fuck you have and see how that works out first."

"Me: ""Could you show me where the self-help books are?"" Librarian: ""No."""