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Joke of the Day
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... ..and a mop."
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"Whats the difference between me and my couch My couch pulls out"
"Why did George Lucas Cross The Road? To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80."
"What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words? That you **had** to fart."
"How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days."
"How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !"
"I have a stepladder... ...because my real ladder left when I was a kid."