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Joke of the Day
"My sick friend said a cold never bothered him anyways. I asked him if he wanted to build a snotman"
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"We must be in the bathroom... because uraneight. I literally just made this up, might explain why its so so"
"WIFE: you've had enough ME (eating my 68th breadstick): aw man OLIVE GARDEN MANAGER: let him eat one more lol"
"Yo mama joke(FNAF2) Yo mama is so ugly that even the puppet master was scared of her!"
"""I'm really good in bed"" -Ice cream"
"Dear Mr. Trump, thank you very much For all of the new gifs and new memes last night at the debate."
"""GIMME AN E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ..."" - Cheerleader who loves ecstasy"
"Strange that the chimney tends to survive a house fire. as a cold reminder of where the fire should have been. -Jimeoin"
"A magical tractor is driving down a road... and turns into a field."
"If you masturbate on an plane, is it ""hi-jacking""?"