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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !"
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"If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit They're usually around 90 degrees"
"It's a comfort knowing Dad is looking down on me, but we should probably cut his hang-glider out of that tree one of these days."
"What's worst than finding a worm in an apple? The holocaust"
"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, its down the chimney."
"My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year... ~Only 15 more to go!!"
"What do you call a discount sauna? A steam sale"
"What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around."
"How do you catch defish? With debate."
"Just finished a chat via text msg in which the girl finished every single sentence with ""lol"". It was draining lol. Wanna kill myself lol."