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Joke of the Day

"I have a stepladder... ...because my real ladder left when I was a kid."

"I was called a racist for saying black paint today... Apparently the correct term is, ""Tyrone paint the fence"""

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? it's a pretty obscure number.... i'm sure you haven't heard of it."

"Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again..."

"Why has there never been a military dictatorship in America? Because they don't have an American embassy over there."

"When I see a guy with a tooth pick in his mouth I'm like, wow. look at that guy. he ate most of a tree."

"Real Money Once a Boss said to his subordinate: ""You have always wanted a bonus so I will give you $1,000,000i^2."" The Subordinate: ""Sir I can this amount only on the Argand Plane."""

"I had a few jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work"

"If I knew you in high school and your Facebook profile picture is a baby I'll assume you're Benjamin Button and unfriend you."

"Nate: ""Hey what's the weather like out there?"" Kate: ""I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."""