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Joke of the Day
"I have a stepladder... ...because my real ladder left when I was a kid."
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"I still remember the last thing my grandma said before she kicked the bucket. ""hey, watch me kick this bucket""."
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"I had a friend in a wheelchair but i had to let him go Now hes going downhill fast"
"News: IKEA pledges 1 billion euros to help slow climate change. But knowing IKEA, it will take forever to put the money together."
"How about first you show me your benefits and THEN I'll let you know if we can be friends."
"An app that tells you the cleanest highway bathrooms. Why isn't this a thing yet."
"Hey girl with 20,000 tweets and 14 followers, I'm guessing you should probably shut the fuck up."
"Knock Knock..Whos there? Allah...Allah Who?..Snackbar!"