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Joke of the Day
"How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days."
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"A good way to meet a lot of cops is to put a ""Baby On Board"" sticker on a picnic basket tied to a motorcycle."
"""What is your reason for divorce?"" She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'"
"Those who throw dirt... ...are sure to lose ground."
"Last night a horse asked me if I was planning on driving home. There might've been a cop on top of it."
"If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You don't know your arithmetic. You don't know my father !"
"That hot guy you see on the train every day with headphones on? Imagine....imagine if he was listening to a podcast. Not so hot now is he?"
"What do you call a Magician's dog? A Labracadabrador."
"What do you call a crazy bug on the moon? A luna-tick."
"My mom said her day at work today made her feel like punching babies I told her to punch herself in the stomach"