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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about smelling moth balls? Having to move the moth dick out of the way first."

"What's white and covers the road in the early morning? Employed people."

"Quitting smoking was the easiest thing I've ever done... I've done it hundreds of times."

"So with the iPhone 6S coming out... I'm guessing it will be a huge 6-s."

"Did you hear about the infection who made a Youtube video? He went viral..."

"Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer? In denial."

"Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle"

"I heard George Michael choked on a chocolate bar Careless Wispa"

"I organized a threesome the other day. A couple of people didn't show, but I still had fun."

"What do you call a black cop? Suicidal."