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Joke of the Day
"So with the iPhone 6S coming out... I'm guessing it will be a huge 6-s."
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"I bought a fancy new clock radio today. It cost me alarm and a leg."
"If you set sail from Los Angeles, CA to Barrow, AK, what would your bering be? Strait"
"What is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold."
"What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar? Her/she"
"Doggy day care is like a regular day care except you have to enter from the rear."
"Chuck Norris There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. It was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."
"My black friends really enjoy hearing my lame jokes. It's almost like they've never been told dad jokes before..."
"Get student loans so that you can go to college and get a job to pay off your student loans."
"What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency."