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Joke of the Day
"What's white and covers the road in the early morning? Employed people."
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"*wakes up from a 10 year coma, pretends to be asleep for an extra 5 minutes*"
"We waste our entire youth to obtain wealth and later on our entire wealth to obtain youth."