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Joke of the Day
"Quitting smoking was the easiest thing I've ever done... I've done it hundreds of times."
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"What happens when you force two mirrors to confront each other A bit of self reflection. Baziiing"
"I treat my body like a temple. By that I mean that a bunch of Jewish guys enter me every Friday night."
"What do you call it when you wake up with a boner and wait till you go limp to urinate? Atro-Pee"
"What are the only two similarities between my favorite buger joint, and the orgy I just had? Nothing but Five Guys, extra salty EDIT: Also, I can't type. Burger*"
"Getting to know someone is a lot like making toast; don't do it in the bathtub."
"What do you call a Canadian in outer space? An Eh-lien!"
"1 in 2 in 3 in 4 in 5 doctors are babushka dolls."
"Do you know that opening windows make the wifi slower. It's because the wifi signal goes out the window."
"Oh com'on Kim Jong everyone has a ""funny uncle"" in the family....don't you think the firing squad was a little harsh???"