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Joke of the Day

"What is it with lesbians? If they hate men so much, why do they dress like them? You never see a Jew dressed as a Nazi."

"How much does the average Hipster weigh? About 74,000 Insta-grams."

"wanna hear a joke about pizza? nevermind.. it's way too cheesy."

"Boy and girl in class asked the teacher a question. ""Can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""See I told you not to worry!!!!"""

"Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose."

"Wait til the people so excited about all-day breakfast at McDonald's find out they can make breakfast at home whenever they want."

"What does the Pokemon dentist do? He takes a Pikachu teeth."

"It is 2022. Everyone has bought a pair of beats by dre. Doctor dre chuckles, his mind control device is ready"

"I'm going to open a sperm bank. I'll call it ""Get a load of that guy"""

"A buddhist monk is watching TV Another monks come in and says, ""What are you watching?"" The monk replies, ""Nothing."""