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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to open a sperm bank. I'll call it ""Get a load of that guy"""
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"I got hit by a rental car today. It Hertz."
"What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo."
"Hangover status: playing duct, duct, tape with the kids."
"A guy in line next to me just asked me to hold his coffee and I'm like I'm not looking for anything serious right now."
"I said to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hairback Apparently thats an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient"
"My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."
"I know how to get on a flight. Thank you boarding school."
"I'm not racist.. Racism is a crime. Only black people commit crimes."
"What do you call a teacher who's always late for school? Mr Bus."