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Joke of the Day
"What does the Pokemon dentist do? He takes a Pikachu teeth."
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"What is small, crying and cannot get under the table? A child with pitchfork in his back"
"Judge: Doctor how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people."
"Before encouraging everyone to ""do whatever makes you happy,"" ask if anyone is a sadist. Don't encourage the sadists."
"Really not liking this new Reddit app update. I'm going to be sharing it all day."
"""Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."" --Guy who doesn't understand how sleep works"
"""Chocolate is so yummy it'd probably taste good on mothballs."" - inventor of Whopper Candies."
"Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer."
"[hears a baby crying on the train] Can somebody put that thing on silence please? ""It's a baby.."" ... ""..."" Vibrate?"
"What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance? I don't know, and I don't care."