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Joke of the Day
"wanna hear a joke about pizza? nevermind.. it's way too cheesy."
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"Feminists: Look on the bright side... There will be more women in the White House than ever!"
"I went into a haunted house today. All the ghosts ejaculated on my face. It was a bookkake."
"My life is just like Black Swan, except replace ballet with reruns of Teen Mom and Mila Kunis with a carton of ice cream."
"I hate when I'm beating my grandma in Mario Kart and she kicks the controller out my hands."
"What did the county Sheriff say about the black man who was shot 15 times? ""Worst case of suicide I've ever seen"""
"[Watching 101 Dalmatians with a cute girl] Hold up, hold up. Pause it, please. Thanks. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,"
"What's long and black? An unemployment line."
"Why are hot peppers so nosey? cause they're jalapeno business"
"Waiter there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir they don't eat much !"