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Joke of the Day

"Wait til the people so excited about all-day breakfast at McDonald's find out they can make breakfast at home whenever they want."

"What did the man with a 10inch dick have for breakfast? I didn't think you would know, but I had steak and eggs."

"It is rude to start a Twitter account and not state within 48 hours that you want to see what all the fuss is about."

"Two fish in a tank. [x-post from r/Jokes] One asks: How do you drive this thing?"

"A photon checks into a hotel... A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""

"A horse walks into a bar The bartender says ""why the long face?"""

"Why does a one legged man make a terrible therapist? Because he has less understanding."

"And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars."

"My wife cried when I bought her a car... It was a Saab."

"What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!"