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Joke of the Day

"Boy and girl in class asked the teacher a question. ""Can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""See I told you not to worry!!!!"""

"Doctor: ""I'm sorry, sir, but you have an STD. I suggest you make a list of all your partners--"" Lou Bega: ""Way ahead of you."""

"What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter"

"Men are better cooks With just a piece of sausage and an egg, they can fill a woman's tummy for 9 months."

"I hate when you offer someone a sincere complement on their mustache...and then she won't talk to you anymore."

"What does a duck like to have for breakfast? Quacker Oats"

"Did you here about the pizza place that when bankrupt? I guess they weren't making enough dough"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock Knock *Who's there?* The chicken!"

"Elevator A man walks into an elevator occupied by a woman. He asks, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She says, ""Certainly not!"" He says, ""Hmmm, must be your pussy then."""

"What do you call a rich Chinese person ? cha ching"