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Joke of the Day
"Why do women spend less time in prison than men? Because a period ends a sentence."
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"Well, well, well, if it isn't the person whose name I've forgotten."
"I've been taking these pills that are supposed to make you live forever. So far, so good."
"What do you call a German Pregnancy? A kinder surprise"
"Chuck Norris doesn't swim, water just likes to be around him"
"One day I bet bullets will be replaced by flowers, and guns will probably be replaced by something that fires flowers with deadly force."
"Ladies; if you're not prepared to drink the whole bottle of wine, don't even uncork it."
"A man is in the doctor's office: ""Doctor, can I get AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat?"" ""Well yes, but only if you sit down before the last guy gets up."""
"I opened my water and electricity bills at the same time. I was shocked."
"Donald Trump is the president elect of the United States. I am still not sure if it belongs here or in r/politics (?)"