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Joke of the Day
"What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come when you're alseep."
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"Girls are so confusing She said ""don't stop"" and now I'm in jail."
"What is Gordon Ramsay's favourite film? It's fucking Frozen."
"when i die i want my kids to carry my casket. So they can let me down one more time."
"What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ? Where is my shovel ?"
"What do you call an imaginary color? A pigment of your imagination."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?.....wiped his ass"
"My friend threw a pebble at me for not giving him the video game he wanted for Christmas... I just said 'Let he who is without sims throw the first stone'."
"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Twelve, one to change it and the other eleven to start a support group called ""recovering from the darkness"""
"[at a wedding] *bridesmaids walk to stage* 5 year old: Does he get to pick?"