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Joke of the Day

"If you care about someone, even a little bit. I beg of you. Please. TELL THEM WHEN THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR TEETH."

"Why did the French Hen give up her job? One day she'd just had un uf."

"You're supposed to exercise so that you can live longer but if you have to exercise all the time do you really want to live longer?"

"what did Cindarella say when she got to the ball? {choking noises}"

"What is Batman's least favorite Sex Act? The Pearl Necklace."

"Usain Bolt is like a Police Officer He starts off following black men, then catches up and beats them."

"once while i was camping in Florida a raccoon got in my car and long story short if you see a raccoon driving a 97 Saturn Wagon DM me"

"Boomerang I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away ?"

"What do you call a deaf dinosaur? Anything you like - he can't hear you."

"Please may I have a new bum? Mines got a crack in it"