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Joke of the Day
"Here's a mind bender my 8 year old son came up with: Why are trees green? For camouflage."
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"This dog must been at some wild ass party last night. He still wearing a lampshade around his neck."
"If Jesus came back today, hipsters would be like ""whatever Jesus, the book was better."""
"A skelington walks into a bar orders a beer and a mop"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his bottom."
"Games of thrones has more __ than a __ Incest, Redneck wedding Fill in the blanks with your best joke!"
"What is a cat's favorite vacation spot? Maui."
"I know a guy who survived an 8000-foot fall out of a plane. Until he hit the ground."
"Dear Grocery store clerk, What part of me searching madly and paying in nickels & dimes suggests I can donate a dollar to the food bank?"