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"I haven't found cancer jokes funny since.. my grandfather got killed by a giant crab."
"So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?"
"My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist. I told him to stop being so clothes minded"
"What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore? Old Bae"
"Doc : You have been diagnosed with obesity. Me : Yeah it runs in my family. Doc : Nobody runs in your family, you fat fuck."
"[Programming] Stupid Bugs... 99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code. Take one down, pass it around, 127 bugs in the code. Credit: Benetha619, who donated $5.00 during SethBling's stream today."
"I one the sandwich."
"Why should you never trust an atom? They make everything up!"
"Why did Hitler commit suicide suddenly? He lost the war.and he did Nazi that coming.."