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Joke of the Day

"My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist. I told him to stop being so clothes minded"

"Boss rips employees balls with a hook for being late to work. He was giving him the sack."

"what did the frog say after he finished his book? Reddit."

"If there is not a open bar and a goddamn delicious cake at your wedding, I will take my gift card to Walmart back."

"A fun thing to do would be to eat rat poison during a dinner party & then, when you die, they'll blame the host's cooking. Lol."

"How did Chernobyl disaster happen ? scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing."

"Facebook is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in."

"An officer pulls over a speeding blonde and asks her for her license. She angrily exclaims ""Yesterday you took away my license and now you want to see it again?"""

"What does a Jewish guy say when he's making eggs? I-fry-em"

"American Pharroah walks into a bar... The bartender says "" i'm not even going to ask..."""