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Joke of the Day

"[Programming] Stupid Bugs... 99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code. Take one down, pass it around, 127 bugs in the code. Credit: Benetha619, who donated $5.00 during SethBling's stream today."

"My friend told me he thought I was a hipster. I told him I thought I was a hipster way before he did."

"Before you assume that ghetto thugs are brainless, think about this: ""Yo, when you gonna let me tap that ass?"" is in iambic pentameter."

"My signature move is eating a whole bag of something before realizing I don't like it."

"A drug dealer sold me shoes today I don't know what he laced them with because I've been tripping all day."

"I'm going to the reverse origami championship tomorrow Can't wait to see how it unfolds"

"How is Kim Kardashian's ass like a password-protected compressed file? They both have their own zip code"

"I have emotional constipation I haven't given a shit in years!"

"I probably shouldn't boast, but, no matter what city I'm in, the banner ads say the same three hot chicks are dying to meet me."

"Need to build an ark? I Noah guy."