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Joke of the Day

"Doc : You have been diagnosed with obesity. Me : Yeah it runs in my family. Doc : Nobody runs in your family, you fat fuck."

"When I heard that Dr. Heimlich died at age 96... I got all choked up."

"Black walks into a bar A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks ""where'd you get that?"" Parrot says ""Africa, there's millions of them""."

"Taking the lives away from 12 baby chicks. Bought an egg carton at the grocery store..."

"Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.? Because Michael Douglas starred in ""Double Jeopardy"" in 1999."

"It's quite appropriate that fast food cashiers... often open with ""sorry for the weight""."

"Press 1 for English Press 2 For Spanish Press 1 or 2 for Indian"

"I'm not saying your new girlfriends a whore but.. The Bermuda Triangle has swallowed fewer seamen"

"What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents? Slayer."

"Date: you've already made me laugh, you can do no wrong Me: challenge accepted."