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Joke of the Day
"What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup? ""Yum Yum."""
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"""Guess my nationality"" the old man said Deducing from the man's accent that he was Briish, the other man said so. ""You're correct, but where's the t?"" asked the man. ""In the harbor"""
"What do you get if you cross a pitbull and a hooker? Your last blowjob."
"Macbeth Joke Lady Macbeth: Out damned spot! The dog named Spot: Ruff ruff ruff. [Exeunt/Leaves] Spot (Aside): Wow, I wonder why she hates me so much? I thought my bark was polite enough!"
"Six U.S congress men die and go to heaven."
"3-year-old: *dumps Cheez-its on the floor* Me: What are you doing?! 3-year-old: Feeding the Roomba."
"What do you call a dentist gunfighter? Clean Teathstwood."
"What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne."
"Are you looking for work spreading the word of Jesus? Because I can offer you the missionary position."
"Happy Womens Day They say a womans work is never done... Perhaps that's why they're paid less?"