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Joke of the Day
"Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type."
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"Islam is a religion of peace Piece of you here, piece of you there"
"Shortest joke a software developer can tell: ""I'll be ready soon."" Software Engineering try o do work smart not to work hard."
"How to propose marriage: 1. Drive to bridge 2. Jump off"
"I gave my girl an orgasm and she spat it right back in my face"
"I was reading in the paper... And I saw this article about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. I thought to myself, ""How could anyone stoop so low?"""
"There are three types of people... People who can count and people who can't"
"Windows: ""You may be the victim of software counterfeiting"" no Microsoft,it is you who is the victim of software counterfeiting here, not I"
"Things have changed so much like 4000 years ago if you killed a lion and could fix people's teeth you would have been the king of everything"
"I'd hit that. - women drivers"