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Joke of the Day
"I'd hit that. - women drivers"
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"How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally? Look for the one with shaved legs...."
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"White woman has a baby with a black guy.... And she becomes a single mom."
"If there was an award for being the laziest guy ever I would send someone else to get it for me."
"When my dogs crawl into bed with me, I like to pretend it's because they love me and not because I am sleeping in their dog bed on the floor"
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"Racist: What sign appears on abortion clinics in black communities? ""Crime Prevention Center"""
"Atoms are the biggest liars in the universe... They make up everything."
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