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Joke of the Day
"Islam is.. ..a religion of peace"
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"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B. It sounds better when said aloud."
"I told you I'm busy! Who are you going to believe, me or the last 20 tweets I posted?"
"When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. And that tells you everything you need to know about marriage."
"I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed. Or foreplay, as she calls it."
"I snort a lot of cocaine for a sober person."
"If you don't know what an prefix is, don't worry. It's not the end of the word."
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"MOM DON'T COME IN!! *mom opens door & you're playing with pokemon, except they're real* HOW MUCH OF THE TRUTH ARE YOU READY TO HEAR MOM"
"If you don't sleep now, you'll sleep during the exam. If you sleep now, you'll fail in the exam. Life is a mess."