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Joke of the Day

"I told you I'm busy! Who are you going to believe, me or the last 20 tweets I posted?"

"What kind of fun does a priest have? Nun."

"David Beckham says he will retire at the end of this season, mainly because he ran out of ideas on how to do his next haircut."

"Did you hear about the 3 car pileup in Tijuana? 28 people died"

"I like my jokes like my blues.... Cheesy"

"What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !"

"I used to be afraid of the dentist But now I know the drill."

"There was a professional hockey player that had to go to an away game, but he couldn't take his dog along with him. He got 2 minutes for boarding."

"Somewhere in a parallel universe, I hope there's a giant dog with a tiny woman in her purse."

"Chris Christie is so fat, he plans on walking for president."