205302

Joke of the Day

"When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. And that tells you everything you need to know about marriage."

"What's the difference between a skilled magician and a women's choir? Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts..."

"I got a resume from a kid with the last name ""Arriola"". I'm bringing him in for an interview solely to make nipple jokes."

"I met a smelly man who had a way with words He was a pungent"

"The Trump Years in a Nutshell 2016: Trump doesn't stand a chance. 2017: Trump's still trying? 2018: ""Hey, are you guys going to watch the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins"""

"Boss: What's for lunch? Me: Food. B: What kind of food? M: The kind you eat. B: ... M: ... B: ... Me: You hired me. This is your fault."

"what type of beer does a hemorrhoid enjoy? pilesner"

"When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling."

"Two fish are STILL in a tank one turns to the other and says ""NOPE!"""

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at? The HYATT!!"