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Joke of the Day

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B. It sounds better when said aloud."

"Anyone who doesn't believe sentient A.I. will be the death of humanity has never been asked by Waze to make an unprotected left turn."

"What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A Pokemon"

"A tap, tap, tapping at my door Knock, knock. *Who's there?* Control freak. *Contro-* (interrupting) Now you say, ""Control freak who?"""

"What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward."

"When I go to a restaurant, I stare at the menu for 10 minutes, and then order the exact same thing I did the last 20 times I've been there."

"What's the difference between Marcus Mariota and Floyd Mayweather? Best Duck Ever."

"Blood types They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O."

"James Bond went to get a haircut. The barber asked him if he wanted to dye his hair as well. Bond replied ""Dye another day."""

"I'm like a midget with premature ejaculation I have a lot of shortcomings"