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Joke of the Day
"What's better than winning Gold at the Paralympics? Having both your legs."
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"What's the singular form of 'werewolves'? I am a wolf"
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"I asked my dog to marry me and he said no. I am stuck in man's best friendzone."
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"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed... 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects."
"So I bought a nihilistic pencil It's pointless."
"What's big, green and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table."