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Joke of the Day
"How do you think bus driver interviews go? Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!"
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"What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog"
"You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before."
"How do you make a good movie better add Adam Sandler"
"If Yoda were to do a Chicken impression... If Yoda were to do a Chicken impression and say Cock-a-doodle-doo. Would he be asking someone to draw a penis?"
"Just learned an important lesson: When texting ""wish you were here,"" that last e kind of makes it or breaks it."
"Where's the red light district in Toronto? Behind the Maple Leafs' net."
"If there was an award for laziness... I'd make someone go get it for me."
"Why can't tampons be friends? They're all stuck-up cunts."
"how many /r/jokes user does it take to repost a joke? three. one to actually do it, one to complain that it has been done before, and another one to repost the said repost"