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Joke of the Day
"If ""The Purge"" was real, I'd hide in Aeropostale cause no one has been there since like 2009"
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"Se7en, but instead of deadly sins, the murders are based on different Smurfs."
"I went to the zoo the other day... They only had a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"
"Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!"
"What do you call a man who owns a club for porn addicts? Master Bates"
"Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows"
"Penny for the Ruble...oh wait never mind!"
"Dark humor is like food Some people just don't get it"
"what do you call a weird camel? A wamel!!! Made my 6 year old laugh anyway!"
"What do you call a sheep without legs? A cloud."