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Joke of the Day
"How does Hitler tie his shoesies? With little nazis."
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"What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals? ""2p or not 2p, that is the question."""
"Since married famous people often mix names, shouldn't Hillary and Bill's be... Hillbilly?"
"You don't need a parachute to skydive... You need it to skydive twice."
"What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? 2 kilo mockingbirds"
"I was an alcoholic for seven years. Today marks my eighth."
"Why is the magnet on medication? Because it's bipolar"
"How does Darth Vader like his milk? *Luke* warm"
"I couldn't find you any new tampons. but I managed to pull a few strings..."
"I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit"