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Joke of the Day

"You can't keep eating people's lunches from the break room & blaming the Taliban. A lot of what you've been stealing is pork for one thing."

"Why don't you want to eat pussy in the morning? Have you ever tried to spread a grilled cheese?"

"New research A new research suggests that idiots look for a joke in everything."

"What is the best part about having sex with a gypsy on her period? When you finger her, you get your palm red for free."

"What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?... ....a smile and wave!"

"If i had a dollar for every Girl who found me unattractive... They will finally find me attractive"

"Q. Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis? A. At a secondhand store."

"Where do black parents get gifts for their children? At Toys We Is"

"Why don't you hear Django's penis talk during the movie? The D is silent."

"What did the red dog say to the blue dog? Nothing, dogs can't speak."