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Joke of the Day
"If i had a dollar for every Girl who found me unattractive... They will finally find me attractive"
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"What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath? Men toes."
"If you ever need 15 minutes of peace and quiet from texting, tell her to send a selfie."
"What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !"
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"Lionel Richie: I'm easy like Sunday morning Sunday morning: wow I'm right here"
"How fast can you convince an Italian guy to perform cunnilingus? Licka-de-split."
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"Facebook told me my new password was too long... All I typed in was ""My Dick""."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill? One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment."