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Joke of the Day
"What did the red dog say to the blue dog? Nothing, dogs can't speak."
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"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park in it, man."
"Sure I'll join your Cause on Facebook...Right after I jump out of an airplane without a parachute..."
"Him: Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big? Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk."
"Who sang the song that goes... ...""that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, I really love your tiger feet""?"
"How about some snappy one-liners? Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it."
"what's the difference between a cat and compound sentence? one has claws at the end of it's paws...the other has a pause at the end of it's clause."
"Musing I've had: If a person has sex with sheep, do they need to wear a condomn?"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 didn't have a removable battery and blew up in everybody's pocket"
"All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face."