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Joke of the Day
"Me: I was sober for 12 years AA Director: What happened ? Me: I turned 13...."
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"Did you hear about the overly-eager bread dough? In the morning he was always the first one to rise. He didn't want to be a loaf."
"So I the ceo of apple came out as gay I guess their iphones really are bent"
"Fellas: Make it a Valentine's Day she'll always remember by simply forgetting it."
"I don't know or care about anything, unless I'm currently reading, or have read in the past 3-5 minutes, a think piece on the subject."
"I haven't had a server go down on me that long since New Year at Hooters. Edit for explanation: https://techcrunch.com/2016/08/11/reddit-is-currently-experiencing-a-major-outage/"
"Women! They assume everything but the position."
"What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry? It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR"
"What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas? Sithilis"
"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today"