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Joke of the Day
"What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?... ....a smile and wave!"
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"Hey, I feel like almost everyone here has forgotten something... The Game."
"The bartender asks him what he'd like to drink. A time traveler walks into a bar."
"Apparently it's not acceptable to moan when someone is demonstrating a choke hold on you in crisis prevention training."
"I'll say it again: It's no fair that black people get the entire month of February, while fat people only get a Tuesday."
"I asked my kids today if they felt we spent enough time together and they both texted back that we did so I guess we are all good."
"What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man? Addadictomy."
"How did Geordi La Forge go blind? He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck."
"Are these the Americans? No. Are these the Americans? No. Are these the Americans? No. - watching the Olympics with my wife"
"Q: How many racists does it take to change a white bulb oops sorry can I start over"