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Joke of the Day

"So my girlfriend of five years asked me... . . ""Daddy, when is my 6th birthday?"""

"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? It's the scenter."

"I'm not saying she faked her orgasm, all I'm saying is my p enis wasn't even in."

"Math teacher joke Why do math teachers never get constipated? Because they always work problems out with a pencil."

"Truth time: I've been cheating on my diet. With a younger, more attractive diet."

"I guess since you can't adopt Russian children anymore, you will just have to wait until they are old enough to be a mail order bride."

"starting to realize that maybe the only reason i go to see movies in theaters is so i dont hav to face my reflection during dimly lit scenes"

"What's a KKK member's favorite car? A crossfire."

"Do you know that opening windows make the wifi slower. It's because the wifi signal goes out the window."

"How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."