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Joke of the Day
"How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."
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"America is 5 wars away from receiving a free one."
"What's the main problem with Wookie steaks? They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)"
"Texting drivers running over texting pedestrians: a modern day zombie apocalypse."
"""Everything else tastes like us. Why do we need to die?"" -chickens"
"Joke What did the egg say to the moon"
"Anytime I see a motorcyclist weaving in and out of traffic and performing tricks I always root for the pavement"
"What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet? Tony."
"*throws caution to the wind* *blows right back into face*"
"Hey, guys! Let's get #Trending trending! Maybe for a moment we'll forget we're all going to die & our bodies will turn to garbage!"