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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the sidewalks? It's all over the streets."

"There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet."

"Donald Trump is what happens when you tell a child all his ideas are special."

"Sex with me is a lot like gun control. Some of you want it, but we all know it's not going to work down south."

"How are third party candidates like soccer? They're only really popular in America once every four years."

"Text from niece: I'm board! M: Perhaps you could work on your spelling. N: Wat?"

"Referring to one's self in the third person is really obnoxious, but you refer to yourself in the second person and it confuses everyone. It's probably why you have no friends."

"Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium Helium didn't react at all, he simply rose above, Carbon was watching the whole thing and said, ""That's very noble of you"""

"DOCTOR: You've suffered a brain injury. It's affected your hippocampus ME:What? Lol sorry I was picturing hippos at college. Who are u again"

"Greatest pun joke coming in three..two.. pun"