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Joke of the Day

"Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium Helium didn't react at all, he simply rose above, Carbon was watching the whole thing and said, ""That's very noble of you"""

"[NSFW] What did the farmer say when he got caught watching porn? Amishamed of myself."

"What Does A Ghost Cow Say? Moo!"

"I hate it when I go to bed and forget to turn off my swag."

"It would have been more realistic if that Michael Jackson hologram last night touched a few little little boys in the front row."

"I understand if you aren't religious, I respect that. But you don't have to get all rude when I ask to use your first born as a sacrifice."

"A Jew walks into a bank... ""Honey I'm home!"""

"Despite its deceivingly yummy smell, this bar of oatmeal almond soap tastes just like soap."

"Bar Joke An Irishman walks out of a bar"

"I know what it's like to be pulled back from death and appreciate life more since I dropped my cell phone in the toilet and it still works"