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Joke of the Day
"Text from niece: I'm board! M: Perhaps you could work on your spelling. N: Wat?"
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"What's it like living with Permanent Erection Disorder? Some days are harder than others."
"Archaeologists found Beethoven furiously erasing his music When asked what he was doing Beethoven responded ""I'm decomposing"""
"What did the saxophone teacher say to his student? You have learned well young brasshopper."
"""The Jetsons and Flintstones existed at the same time. One in the sky, one on the ground, and both in a post-apocal-"" ""Juror is dismissed"""
"Say no to shampoo. Demand real poo."
"What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese."
"I swallowed a piece of string yesterday when it came out my other end it was tied in a bow I shit you not!"
"What's the difference between a clever midget and my ex-girlfriend, the trackstar? One's a cunning runt... and I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore."
"2 for the price of 1 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the idiot's house Knock Knock <Who's there?> It's the Chicken"