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Joke of the Day

"Sex with me is a lot like gun control. Some of you want it, but we all know it's not going to work down south."

"Best way to make people remember you ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Borrow money from them."

"which Baldwin went to school? The smart Alec."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife over the cliff? Tequila"

"What's the difference between a whore and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after it's slapped"

"What do you call a boat with a hole? A sink."

"I like to stop at the UPS store late at night and leave little notes on their door letting them know I stopped by but they weren't open."

"Four gay men walk into a bar, there is only one stool left so what do they do? Flip it over"

"Review of ""grandma"": slow, slow-witted, terrified of technology, can't bench for shit, no karate, basically racist "

"I don't see how someone could mourn the loss of a Chinese dictator. It just seems unbereaveable to me."