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Joke of the Day

"Sex with me is a lot like gun control. Some of you want it, but we all know it's not going to work down south."

"While some guys go to the gym to clean & snatch... Others go to to see lean snatch. C what I did there?"

"There's no law that says you can't use a tiny pancake as an eyepatch."

"What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg? I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments."

"You don't need a hunting licence if you shoot a turkey and plant a very small gun on him."

"A redhead tells her blonde step-sister that she slept with a Brazilian... ...and she replies with ""Omg! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"If tree fall in Siberian woods... And tree fall on Glorious Leader Putin... Does make any sound other than applause?"

"How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel."

"Why do dwarf's laugh while playing football? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"adopted son son: mom i am 100% sure i am adopted, you do not Love me. mom: if we have had adopted a child, we would have adopted the one with better face."