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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is what happens when you tell a child all his ideas are special."

"What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken? It staged a coup"

"What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time? A meander-thal!"

"Taco Bell manager: I'm sorry, you didn't get the job. It's your drug test Me: so you mean... Manager: yes, you passed. Get high & re-apply"

"A lion wouldn't cheat at golf... But a tiger woods"

"Did you hear about the lawyer who ate gold? He passed the bar"

"I love sex. O wait, guess it's not a joke."

"I went to see an inflatable marching band I was excited at first, but when I got there they turned out to be pretty flat...."

"I call my car the ""pussy wagon"" because that's where I go to cry."

"i absolutely cannot cook for shit but i was watching a child prodigy chef n was casually like ""ugh, i don't kno about that sauce"""