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Joke of the Day
"Never understood the point of black friday Could have sworn we already gave them a whole month"
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"Early in any job interview be sure to use the phrase ""I always give 110%"", so you can quickly gauge their tolerance for working with idiots."
"What type of jokes don't work Dark jokes."
"Black Friday: Because Only in America, People trample others for Sales the day after being thankful for what they already have"
"I lift at the gym the stairs are too much effort"
"Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates"
"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not."
"I wish people would stop only talking about Jesus and just start acting like him."
"What do you call those things that get fluff off a sweater? Women"
"Something I hate When people older than 30 have sex with 18 year olds. It's like they want to be pedophiles but aren't ready to commit."